Well, no purpose in pussyfooting around this. The trailer for Adam Sandler’s latest Netflix movie, Sandy Wexler, is here. Let’s get this thing over with:

Let’s get this thing over with:

While the trailer may have only had a running time of 35 seconds, I think I’ve seen enough of Sandy Wexler to last me an entire lifetime. Writing at length about the pitfalls of every single Sandler film would simply amount to mercilessly beating the long lifeless corpse of an expired horse.

But, somehow, people keep watching these things. There is somehow and audience. I am simply not a part of this audience, nor will I ever be. I assume Sandy Wexler won’t differ much from Sandler’s, *ahem*, “varied” filmography.

Here’s a synopsis, if you’re into that sort of thing:

Sandy Wexler (Adam Sandler) is a talent manager working in Los Angeles in the 1990s who diligently represents a group of eccentric clients on the fringes of show business. His single-minded devotion is put to the test when he falls in love with his newest client, Courtney Clarke (Academy Award® and Grammy® winner Jennifer Hudson), a tremendously talented singer who he discovers at an amusement park.

Somehow, Sandler manages to convince other people to be in his movies. In addition to the same annoyingly squeaky signature Sandler voice, Sandy Wexler will also feature the talents of Kevin James, Terry Crews, Lamorne Morris, Nick Swardson, Rob SchneiderJane Seymour, Aaron Neville and Arsenio Hall. Well, at least a few of them have talent.

Sandy Wexler will grace Netflix with its presence on April 14th. After this, we only have one more of these Netflix-Sandler movies. We’re almost done guys.

Side note, how weird is it that 90s movies can officially be classified as period pieces now?

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