For the first time in years, Star Wars has something to say.
Sayeth Peter Jackson.
Spoken, the critics have.
And, I guess there’s dinosaurs too.
I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you.
At least for thirty years or so.
This romance film is one for the ages.
The film boldly goes where many have before.
Martin McDonagh’s done it again.
“Fuck you mom.”
Unfortunately, it’s not One Rogue.
Come out and dance.