Sayeth Peter Jackson.
Spoken, the critics have.
And, I guess there’s dinosaurs too.
I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you.
At least for thirty years or so.
This romance film is one for the ages.
The film boldly goes where many have before.
Martin McDonagh’s done it again.
“Fuck you mom.”
Unfortunately, it’s not One Rogue.
Come out and dance.
Oh hai Luke.